What is the WORST excuse a student can give Mr. Reeser for not completing their homework?
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Mrs. May
2/2/2010 04:27:54 am
"My last-year's teacher did it for me."
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Sweet Lollipop
2/2/2010 10:56:36 pm
My best excuse is that Sasquatch ran into my bedroom and stole it. I then ran after him through the dark woods. He proceeded to hide from me in a cave. Next, I called the police and Mr. Reeser. Mr. Reeser threatened to give Sasquatch detention, so he handed it over until Miss Nye ate it!
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flugganator
2/3/2010 05:34:43 am
I have a pet chupacabra,his name is Clark.I ride him,we go everywhere.Recently Clarks saddle teared.Very tragic!It all happend when we went to see the new movie:THE BLUE LLAMA IN LLAMALLAMA LAND 2.When we walked out he fell.Tearing his BETLES shirt and his saddle.He only has 1 saddle.What about CLark and my chupacabra back riding career.We searched every store like:SADDLE LOT,CHUPACABRAS R US,CHUPACABRA,SASQUTCH AND BEYOND,CHUPACABRA KING,and CHUPACABRA WORLD.None of them had chupacabra saddles.That night i had to think it over by watching some movies like:SAVING PRIVAT LLAMA,LETHAL LLAMA 1,2,3, and 4,NIGHT OF THE LIVING LLAMA,PLANETS OF THE LLAMAS,and A LLAMA ON ELM STREET.Then it hit me,I need to listen to some music like:PINK LLAMA,LINKIN LLAMA,MEGA LLAMA,SLIPLLAMA,THE ROLLING LLAMAS,VAN LLAMA,LED LLAMA,and LLAMA IN CHAINS.Then I thought,I should make a saddle.I told CLark my brilliant idea.Next thing i know Clark dashed downstairs and got in to my bookbag and pulled out my math homework.Then he made a saddle out of my homework.I was shoked!First he can speak Chinese,now he can make oraimi!I'm so proud of Clark!I'll tell my teacher that my pet chupacabra made a saddle out of my homework.In conclusion,Clark is AWSOME!!! THE END
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Miss Nye
2/3/2010 10:41:51 am
My favorite excuse that I hear all the time from students in Mr. Reeser's class is, "I put my homework in my book bag last night, but when I looked this morning it was gone!" Everytime I hear this excuse I think to myself, POOF...it must have disappeared!
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EconoMist
2/4/2010 05:26:03 am
My best homework excuse ever is.....One day I lost my HOMEWORK!So I told my teacher that when I was doing my homework I got confused on a question,so I asked my mom to help me.Then,my mom got so mad!My mom started shouting,steam was coming out of her ears,and her face was really red!Also,when she was shouting and yelling,it was so loud my homework flew out the WINDOW!When my mom saw my homework fly out the window she was actually EXCITED!So I went to my room and started crying.That's what happened to my homework.It is all true,but my teacher didn't beleive me.Inconclusion,never make up a ridiculous story like I did.
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Janae1
2/8/2010 02:59:04 am
My greatest homework excuse is...
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jmc_matt_#5
2/8/2010 03:12:20 am
I think the banned words should be gay, retard, stupid, and fun.
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Alexander 2
2/8/2010 03:13:17 am
My best homework excuse is sasquatch came to my house after I finished my homework he shoved me down,and asked for my homework.I was very scared when he shoved me down. Then he took my homework and ran off with i. When I started to run after hi he ate it. Also,he came back and ate my social studies homework. When he ran off with my other sheet of homework he went into the woods. I caught up to him he put it under his foot and stepped on it then picked it up and tore it in half. Also,he ate it again I was very mad! When he ran away he did not come back because I did not have any homework left! In conclusion, that is my best homework excuse ever.
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angel16
2/8/2010 03:13:43 am
One day I had my homework in my backpack.My cousins was mad at me and it was time for dinner.They took it out of my backpack when i was eating.They took it and smashed it into small pices .Then they through it in the trash. I came back into my room and i went to go look at my homework to make sure that it was finished and it was gone I asked where is my homework and all of them was laughing.I said that i am telling Tammie and so i did she said i do not belive you. She was being mean so i said i i will just tell kevin so he came home and i told him they all had to pull weeds . 'In conclusion' that is the best home work excuse ever
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jeff hardy
2/8/2010 03:15:04 am
Worst Homework Day Ever ... One day I went to miss. Nyes room to turn in my homework sheet
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Janae1
2/8/2010 03:29:26 am
My greatest homework excuse ever is...one day i was going into the school when I remembered I forgot my homework... somewhere. I stopped and had to think where I have went that night. I went over to my friends house and back home. Of course I did my friends house so I could of of left it there. After I thought of that I started to walk to my gym. When I got up to my classroom everybody began to ask me where my homework was;I told them a story.It stared out like this I walking to my friends house, who lives in the woods and i took the long way. When I was walking in the woods a wolf came by me and I stopped dead in my tracks.I had my homework and a pencial with me that was all. So what I did was set everything down because the wolf was looking at it. Then I ran as fast as I could. After I was done at my friends house I came back to the spot were the wolf came at me. When I was at the exact spot, my paper was gone! I was so scared of what would happen at school. What I did was try to find out what the paper said but I could not do it. That was my excuse for my class members. When my teacher asked me what happend to my homework i got scared.What I told my teacher was that I forgot it on my bed. That is where I had done my homework the night before.My friend and I played all day but when I got to my house I did my homework in my bed. That is always were I do my homework.He said ok as long as you bring it in first thing tomorrow. I agreed to that. In conclusion that is my great homework excuse, but I fessed up in the end.
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My greatest homework excuse began many a year ago. I had traveled to school without my homework. Now you may think that I just forgot my homework or was sick and could not complete my homework. No, neither of these were true. I simply did not like the assignment. I did not want to do it because it was boring and rudimentary. My intelligence was not to be wasted on such a trivial assignment. Thus, I decided to put forth all my evil genius into creating a masterful and delightful excuse. "What was my excuse?" you may ask. Well, my grandiose excuse was that my dog ate my homework. I guess I was not that bright after all. <THE END>
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Mrs. Daniels
2/15/2010 04:33:57 am
Happiness is learning more and more about students and teachers and how we can all learn from each other. Sometimes it is about mistakes we make and what we can learn from them. Sometimes it is about take a bit of information and turning it into something bigger or better. I love learning and will never stop, no matter how old I become! I sure hope everyone is staying safe and warm on this snowy day!
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MJ13
2/17/2010 01:24:00 am
Mr.Reeeser i did not bring my writing journal home and we have not had school so i wrote this at home and if you want to take it as a grade you can.
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GBMAN3
2/18/2010 07:47:15 am
My greatest homework excuse is you left your homework when you were time traveling. Just say that you were time traveling to see the answers being created. This also works when your homework is about someone famous. Now you explain what homework question you were on and when and where you left it. Now that you have explained where and when you left your homework, tell your teacher you sibling or siblings (brothers or sisters) broke the time machine so now you can't get your homework back. Now just wait to see what your teacher thought of your excuse. If the teacher doesn't take it, then tell the excuse again. If you still get in trouble then your teacher didn' understand it because it was so great. Tell your teacher the excuse one more and if she or he doesn't buy it, change the topic. Hopefully she or he will walk away in wonder of how you came up with that great excuse. The hope she or he forgets about the whole event. In conclusion, the greatest homework excuse is that you left your homework when you were time traveling.
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MJ13
2/18/2010 10:47:35 am
Here is 21 of the best homework excuses
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chickenwings4ever 1
2/20/2010 04:47:50 am
My greatest homework exuse ever is, one night while i was sleeping,i heard a strange noise in my kitchen so i get out of bed and go in my kitchen and i see... Mr.Howdyshells dog Annie. I knew the dog was Anie because I saw a picture of her on our class website. She just ate my Science homework. I told Mr.Howdyshell but he said Annie only likes Math homework,In conclusion that is my greatest homework exuse ever.
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Reesermania21
2/20/2010 06:30:22 am
I am now mad at Mr. Howdyshell's dog. Maybe all the cats are being sneaky and getting the dogs in trouble.
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MJ13 and M&M12
2/23/2010 12:21:10 am
10 crazy excuses for you loosing your homework.
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MJ13
2/25/2010 02:50:58 am
This is 10 of the coolest homework excuses.
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E.T8
2/25/2010 02:55:16 am
E.T used it to make his device!!
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cool 18
2/25/2010 03:03:37 am
My best homework excuse is that my sister came home with no dinner and she said ''who has my dinner.'' I said ''be quite and shut your mouth. '' Then she took my homework and ate it.I said ''NO''. She said ''ha ha ha''. Then I said ''you well pay''. the end PS my sister is stupid.
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GBMAN3
2/25/2010 03:05:19 am
1. I forgot it at home.
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The Simpson Child7
2/25/2010 03:10:25 am
1. Sasquatch ate my m,ms so I couldn't do my homework.
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Anakin19.
2/25/2010 03:10:31 am
The best homework excuse is you should not have homework because when you use to much paper it takes a lot of trees away. You should not have homework because if you have somewhere to go somewhere all day, you cant take it with you, and you stay the night there you would not be able to do it. In conclusion, that is why you should not have homework.
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jeff hardy17
2/25/2010 03:12:12 am
Worst Homework Day Ever ... One day I went to Miss Nye's room to turn in my homework sheet
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angle 16
2/25/2010 03:16:43 am
THE 7 BEST HOMEWORK EXCUSES EVER #1 My dog ate my homework #2 I did not want to give it to you. #3 My friend helped me and I left it at their house #4 I thought that it was a paper to throw away #5 I tried to gave it away to MISS THOMSPSON. #6 I used it as a hat. #7 I ate my homework that is the 7 best homework excuses ever.
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Louis Croom
2/25/2010 03:29:25 am
MY GREATEST HOMEWORK EXCUSE
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the pizzanator #5
2/26/2010 01:16:41 am
1.My mom was making pizza and used it for a topping.
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M&M#12
2/26/2010 08:16:20 am
I was working on my social studies homework for Mr. Zaslock. He was collecting them from students. Then someone said look at this book it has the Silliest Excuse Book Ever, so I flipped it over and began to read it. Excuse #1: I was walking throuh the forest and Bigfoot said he needed my homework to fly and he took my homework.2nd excuse:My teacher forgot to bring his flag for flag day and since my homework was white and red he hooked it on the flag pole outside. #3: The cafeteria was out of napkins so I had to use it for a napkin at lunch. #4: There was no ball for my friends to play 4-square, so they wrinkled it into a ball and used it. Excuse #5: Zall, a monster, ate it and well, I couldn't get it back. Excuse #6: A witch flew in my house on her broom and asked for it, when I said "no" she took my brain so I couldn't finish it. #7: I was walking to school and a tornado came and sucked up my backpack. Excuse #8: I was working for the White House when it was attacked by robots. I won against the robots, but, they were able to take my homework in the battle. Excuse #9: I was sitting on the seashore when a whale came up and ate my homework. Excuse #10: Pac-Man was hungry because he couldn't eat many dots, so he came out of the game and ate my homework. I will never play Pac-Man again.
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Audrey(mr.johnsonsclass)
2/26/2010 02:16:28 pm
My best homework excuse is...
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superstar 2
3/1/2010 06:28:11 am
My homework was abducted by a flying pig! I was chasing after it, but he flew to the top of a volcanoe and was hit by pumice and dropped my homework into the volcanoe.
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anakin19
3/17/2010 12:47:11 pm
The best homework excuse should be you had a longer day of school and it lasted intil 6pm and when you had to go home and go to bed. Then the next day you wake up late and it was 7am and you went to school and you went up to the classroom and mrreeser said where is your math and you said i had to go some where and he said do you have an extra day coupon and you said no and his phone was ringing and when he hanged up the phone he forgot and you turned it in the next day and mrreeser said did you turn your math and you said yes and he said ok. Inclusion that is my homework excuse.
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LoudMouth9
4/5/2010 03:33:46 am
My other best homework excuse is...I don't care where it is and I don't care giving it to my teacher because it is so good when I wrote it that my teacher would not be able to comprehend all of the big words I put in there.I think that because I don't think he graduated college, even though they gave him a degree just to make him feel smart,look smart,and to make him think that he actually graduated.So try me Mr.Reeser.
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Jello-Jen20
11/18/2013 12:21:04 am
These are the most RIDICULOUS excuses ever! I used my brain to hard instead of me blowing up my homework blew up instead. In Additon, my mom used my homework to start the fire instead of logs! In conclusion these are the most RIDICULOUS excuses ever!
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oo7 #23
11/18/2013 12:22:51 am
My dog used it as the bathroom!
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baconator26
11/18/2013 12:22:58 am
I turned it in yesterday Mr.Reeser stop being so forgetful!
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MR.APPLE
11/18/2013 12:38:13 am
Ben i know it is you.
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Mr. Reeser
11/18/2013 12:23:27 am
My teacher never assigned any homework.
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Hi 22
11/18/2013 12:23:51 am
A big fat zombie fish ate it.
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BIG MINOR # 14
11/18/2013 12:24:42 am
The best homework excuse is aliens robbed my house and took my homework with them.
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minecraftman18
11/18/2013 12:25:08 am
My best homework excuse is my homework went into the hunger games and got chopped up.
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awesomeness#9
11/18/2013 12:25:50 am
My unicorn ate my homework!!!
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awesomeness#4
11/18/2013 12:39:59 am
Did you know that you have the same name as me.Also yours is so funny.
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cassie quinlan19
11/18/2013 12:25:56 am
Some of the excuses for why i didn't do my homework are,
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gilyan mist 15
11/18/2013 12:26:17 am
Somebody throw my homework in the trash.
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minecraft creaper 12
11/18/2013 12:26:29 am
What one says is an alien ubdected my homework.The second one is a cow ate my homework.
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baconator26
11/18/2013 12:27:09 am
I let Saif see my homework but he set it on fire.
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smosh28
11/18/2013 12:27:16 am
My homework excuse is a BIG dog peed hot sauce on my homework!
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Cool Cat 7
11/18/2013 12:27:31 am
My dad ate my homework he thought it would make him as smart as a scientist!
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awesomeness#4
11/18/2013 12:28:39 am
I could not find my homework so I went home & my cat had a big hairball on the ground .Then later I found out that it was my homework. When I had to clean it up .That is one of my best homework excuses.
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M.K #11
11/18/2013 12:28:54 am
The best homework excuse is the truck run over my homework and it got stuck to the tire.Susan accidentally used my homework as a toilet paper and said it is as hard as a rock.I didn't like the homework so I sold it.
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PEACE SIGN GIRL
11/18/2013 06:49:19 am
AWESOME
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AwsomeTaylor8
11/18/2013 12:29:06 am
One of my homework excuses is I went to the barber shop to get a hair cut and they missed my hair and cut my homework and it is now shredded into pieces.
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AH5
11/18/2013 12:29:21 am
I woke up in the middle of the night and my electronics were coming to life!My iPod went on glow draw and colored all over my homework!Then my dads laptop ate my homework!
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Japan 17
11/18/2013 12:30:24 am
My best homework excuses is ,The next day I had Japanese school,I had Japanese school homework a lot.
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Popcorneater#6
11/18/2013 12:31:04 am
How I forgot my homework,1.My father ate it because he thought he would be as smart as Einstein.2.My mom was baby siting and the baby ripped it in half.3.A pig came in my house and ate it.4.My homework got shoked by lightning.5.I cooked it to eat.
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GOOD MORNING!!
11/18/2013 12:38:34 am
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baconator26
11/18/2013 12:31:44 am
My dog ate my sister who ate my homework.
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MR. APPLE #1
11/18/2013 12:32:14 am
1 A flying pig ate it.
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AmazingGrace#10
11/18/2013 12:32:14 am
Get ready to laugh because this is the funniest homework excuse in the U.S.A! One day I was playing with my dog when he suddenly turned into a flying pig! I,of course, forgot to feed him so he got extremely hungry and he went off on a rampage eating everything in sight! He almost at my hair! He flew into my room and started eating my clothes,my shoes,my pillow, and even one of my bed legs! He was still hungry so he decided to get int my open book bag and eat my Social Studies homework! I finally had to turn him back into a dog by feeding him bacon and pork chops. In conclusion, my homework wasn't turned in because of my flying pig/dog!
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PEACE SIGN GIRL #13
11/18/2013 12:32:15 am
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Brooke McSeveney
11/18/2013 12:38:19 am
YOU ARE MY HERO!
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kaylie25
11/18/2013 12:32:29 am
my best homework excuse is when I was swimming in my pool when a mermaid came up to me and took my homework for a science project.
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smosh28
11/18/2013 12:32:50 am
I was doing my homework at radioactive plant a bat giraffe hybrid ate my homework!!!!!
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Pickle face #3
11/18/2013 12:34:59 am
#1.My brother ate my homework last night so i couldn't do it.#2.It fell in a hole so my brother jumped in and grabber it then fell one foot away from the ground then laughed.#3.sIt fell down a well os i pointed a flash light down there and put the bucket down and got it and it was soggy so i did not do it.#4.I was to busy reliving my baby life.
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Hi 22
11/18/2013 12:37:18 am
I did my brothers instead.
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smosh28
11/18/2013 12:38:58 am
A dolphin jumped out of the floor and shot a laser at my homework.
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dolphin29
11/18/2013 12:39:43 am
I gave my homework to a homeless man to insulate his box.
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baconator26
11/18/2013 12:40:22 am
My Mom said "don't do your home work in tip your done playing video games."
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AmazingGrace#10
11/18/2013 12:41:15 am
My best homework excuse is right here! I,like everyone else, have a teacher. My teachers name is very peculiar. His name is Mr. Suggurabug. He told me to leave my homework on the desk as he let out his pet paper eating cow. The cow went straight for my Social Studies homework for Mr.Reeser. Thats why I don't have my homework.
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libbybean#6
1/7/2016 10:22:29 am
I got sick of homework and I through up all over it.
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im awesome#14
1/7/2016 10:25:04 am
My greatest homework excuse is I through it into a volcano to stop it from erupting.
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Im a Nerd 13
1/7/2016 10:27:37 am
My mom was mad because the house was a mess the tv was on in my room the ps3 was in my dog's cage. Also, My mom ate my homework when it was due the next day she yelled and broke the windows and then fell asleep.
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LB55#23
1/7/2016 10:28:49 am
My greatest homework excuse ever is I had basketball for eight hours straight and fell asleep after that.
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Libbybean#6
1/7/2016 10:30:38 am
I got sick of homework so i through up all over it.
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buckeyegirl#21
1/7/2016 10:31:42 am
Best homework excuses ever ... my homework blew away.
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R0BL0X&M1N3CRAFT(:22
1/7/2016 10:32:20 am
This is my best homework excuse ever , my house was homework robbed !
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batman12
1/7/2016 10:34:02 am
My best homework excuse someone stole my homework.
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I do not know 11
1/7/2016 10:34:31 am
My best homework excuse is my brother put in water.
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R0BL0X&M1N3CRAFT(:22
1/7/2016 10:35:47 am
This is my greatest homework excuse ever , my housewas homework robbed.
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R0BL0X&MIN3CRAFT#22
1/20/2016 10:15:05 am
My house was home work robbed .
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VyladCake#1
5/26/2016 07:53:50 am
My greatest excuse is that Superman and Batman took it.
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DUCK 11
1/27/2017 06:36:44 am
I was making paper airplanes and I took my homework on mistake. Then I threw it onto the roof.
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RuthlessYam13
1/27/2017 06:40:35 am
A pink fluffy unicorn danced on it.
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Ruthless Yam13
1/27/2017 06:41:34 am
A pink fluffy unicorn danced on my homework.
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OOPS #14
1/27/2017 06:42:56 am
A robber came and said "Give all your homework" and he stole ALL my homework.
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goat #12
2/2/2017 08:14:29 am
The dog stole and ate it so I could not work on it!
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Kelpshake7
2/2/2017 08:16:04 am
My best homework excuse would be that I WAS doing my homework and a potato flew around the room and stole my homework.
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grave digger 3
2/2/2017 08:16:23 am
Elmer ate my math home work. My dog pooped on my home work.
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IDon'tKnow #5
2/2/2017 08:18:06 am
One of the best excuses I have is that, a kidnapper kid napped my homework.
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Dr.D hi! 16
2/2/2017 08:19:18 am
When I got home,I laid out my home work.My mom came in.I had to go to the loo.When i got back,my mom had burned it.Then we had a dance party.
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Mr. I Don't Read 26
2/2/2017 08:21:58 am
Tristan accidentally wrote his name on my paper.
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Past Student 2023
2/16/2017 06:51:30 pm
My sister ate it.
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gavin
2/11/2019 10:56:27 am
The worst homework excuse is the big bad wolf blew me too Antarctica then i was frozen and penguins slid me to school and now i'm here without my homework.
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Taven
2/12/2019 08:53:56 am
I am died so I cant do my homework.
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Colestock4
2/19/2019 06:49:36 am
The worst thing to say to Mr. Reeser when you forget your homework is, my cat ate a magic dog and destroyed my house with my home work with it.
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coolkid5599batman
2/19/2019 10:35:53 am
well uh sorry but last night an alien ate it pooped it out and the cat ate it sorry teacher said I belive you
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chris84
2/26/2019 08:48:36 am
"my 80 year old grandma put her false teeth on my paper and got her teeth glue on it and we could not get it off so i tossed it in the trash". :)
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kellan j
2/27/2019 06:36:25 am
The worst excuse would be i had to watch the superbowl.
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